Patt's Journal

We did everything we could to stop Car Inc. from selling more cars than us.

It seemed every time that I tried to make a sale, Car Inc. got their first.

Today I sold a ton of smart cars to monkeys who wanted a fast way to get through the jungle without hitting trees.

When I got to work today a second prank war had started. I decided to take the day off.

We overdid the Super Bowl party decorations and spent all day taking them down.