Patt's Journal

Our rocket car’s engine broke. We crashed in Antarctica. And we are now trapped in Antarctica. We built an igloo and are looking for other penguins.

We sent the elephant a new car. Here is what it looked like.

We got a call from an elephant client who wanted a car that would support his weight.

We put up advertisements in animal habitats around the world.

We were supposed to be thinking of advertisements at work today, but we were all playing Call of Duty.