Patt's Journal

Zombie Invasion Day 4: We managed to get to our garage and get our tank.

Zombie Invasion Day 3: The zombies took our house, but Bob turned our tree house into a zombie fighting fortress. We let the bear live in it with us as long as he worked the cannon.

Zombie Invasion Day 2: We figured out the source of the zombie virus. A new McDonald’s hamburger. It had so many deadly chemicals that it turned people into zombies. We had to stop them with chainsaws and shotguns while looking for an antidote.

We watched a zombie movie. Frank thought it was terrible.

A bunch of squirrels invaded our house while we were out eating sushi. We had to build a tree house and sleep outside until the bear came to fight them off.