Patt's Journal

Car Inc. rocket cars have been recalled, but they continued manufacturing them. Something is suspicious.

Car Inc.’s new car isn’t doing well because they accidentally copied one of our outdated models instead of one of our new ones.

Car Inc. made a line of rocket cars that were exactly the same as the ones we releases last year. They even had our logo. They just copied us!

We asked our boss if we could add boxing to the Patt Olympics and take another day off. He declined.

Everyone at work was talking about the boxing match. The people who were not there got freaked out.