Patt's Journal

We are putting an end to the copying by copyrighting everything we say.

Car Inc. is getting on my nerves.

Car Inc. is copying us even more. They are copying everything we do and say. (I don’t understand how they are still in business after threatening people with a death ray and causing an alien invasion)

Car Inc. is copying our billboards.

We went to a fancy restaurant for Bill’s birthday. The service was really slow. So we filled up on appetizers thinking that they were the main course.

We saw Star Trek into Darkness. We thought about buying a huge spaceship. But we would probably crash it just like the car, and we didn’t want to do more community service.

We had to do community service because of the damage yesterday.