Patt's Journal

Koalas driving armored cars are now on the front page of every Australian newspaper.

We learned Obama won the presidential election, and we celebrated.

The cargo ship finally docked, and koalas bought armored cars until the ship was empty.

We took a day off and waited for the extra shipments of armored cars to show up.

Our koala client bought the car, and as soon as he started driving it, we got calls from hundreds of koalas.