Patt's Journal

We set up our tent today. It took us awhile because Frank accidentally threw away the instructions.

We are going on a camping trip. Bill packed way too much. Not even our tank could hold all of his luggage.

Frank went to the Chemical Kitchen and ate a genetically enhanced carrot that tried to eat him before he ate it.

Frank ate at Larry’s Mystery Meat Kitchen. He said it was okay, until he learned what was in the meat.

Frank ate at Food Supreme, which is now called No Food Supreme because he ate everything.