Patt's Journal

Operation Counterstrike Day 2: We launched an assault on Car Inc. We had run out of explosives, guns and ammunition. So instead we used lacrosse sticks, boiling hot coffee and sharp claws of some of our animal employees. They surrendered quickly.

Operation Counterstrike Day 1: Tonight we destroyed all of Car Inc’s rocket car factories.

Today some aliens attacked Earth. We were able to fend them off, but they were only scouts. Our spies inside of Car Inc. say a much larger invasion force will come later.

While investigating, we found out that Car Inc. is selling cars to an evil alien race that wants to destroy Earth.

Car Inc. made a ton of money today. We decided to do some investigating.