We thought it would be cool if we got a house, so we looked at job options and decided to do advertisements for a car company. Here are some things we said to make people want to buy cars.

  1. Our cars are fuel efficient and easy to drive!
    (this made people want to buy our cars)
  2. Our cars are better than yours!
    (this offended people)
  3. Buy our cars or else!
    (this scared people)

The first advertisement we wrote got us a raise, and the other two almost got us fired.