I decided the rest of the penguins were too fat and out of shape, especially Frank. Matt is an ex-drill instructor in military guerrilla training. After 10 hours of hardcore, brutal, bootcamp-like workouts, we were not only fit and healthy, but we also knew 101 ways to disable and/or kill anyone who got in our way. And we had a decent understanding of how to build explosives. Matt suggested we celebrate by ambushing a convoy of Chiquita trucks.