Patt's Journal

Frank made me do math until I got so bored I tore up my math book.

Frank said that the school year is starting soon. I asked him what school is. He said it is a place where you learn things and that he went to school at the zoo.

We went to the move theater to see Planet of the Apes. We liked the movie, but Matt was scared when the chimp got put in a cage.

I decided the rest of the penguins were too fat and out of shape, especially Frank. Matt is an ex-drill instructor in military guerrilla training. After 10 hours of hardcore, brutal, bootcamp-like workouts, we were not only fit and healthy, but we also knew 101 ways to disable and/or kill anyone who got in our way. And we had a decent understanding of how to build explosives. Matt suggested we celebrate by ambushing a convoy of Chiquita trucks.

Today we got an iPhone app called Air Penguin. It’s super addicting. In the game you are a penguin trying to jump from iceberg to iceberg and avoiding obstacles. At first we thought it was easy. Then it got hard!