Patt's Journal

I decided the rest of the penguins were too fat and out of shape, especially Frank. Matt is an ex-drill instructor in military guerrilla training. After 10 hours of hardcore, brutal, bootcamp-like workouts, we were not only fit and healthy, but we also knew 101 ways to disable and/or kill anyone who got in our way. And we had a decent understanding of how to build explosives. Matt suggested we celebrate by ambushing a convoy of Chiquita trucks.

Today we got an iPhone app called Air Penguin. It’s super addicting. In the game you are a penguin trying to jump from iceberg to iceberg and avoiding obstacles. At first we thought it was easy. Then it got hard!

We went to a mini golf course. We were all pretty good, but Frank was the best. Most of his shots looked bad…

…but turned out be holes in one.

Today the guy came to our house with a shotgun and some cops.

Luckily Matt answered the door.

Today we were prank calling the guy who we like to annoy. The guy got really mad and said this: