Patt's Journal

Today we decided on a house to buy. We are going to move in tomorrow.

There was an emergency at the office.

After a lot of freaking out, we went to Starbucks.

We thought it would be cool if we got a house, so we looked at job options and decided to do advertisements for a car company. Here are some things we said to make people want to buy cars.

1. Our cars are fuel efficient and easy to drive!
   (this made people want to buy our cars)
2. Our cars are better than yours!
   (this offended people)
3. Buy our cars or else!
   (this scared people)

The first advertisement we wrote got us a raise, and the other two almost got us fired.

Today we noticed we had gained weight from all the sardines we ate. We decided that we should run around Golden Gate Park. While we were running, we talked, saw sights and listened to Frank and Steve yell how they regretted coming running with us and hated exercising ever since the hiking incident.

Last night we got back from our camping trip. We celebrated with a gourmet dinner of sardines.